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A girl who spends significant time online, often characterized by a specific aesthetic or fashion sense; sometimes used mockingly by those who find internet femininity cringe-worthy. It's basically 'girl + internet' but with more makeup.
Someone who derives satisfaction or twisted pleasure from inflicting emotional pain on themselves—basically someone who sabotages their own happiness as a hobby.
The baffling collection of dings, dents, and bumper damage on an elderly person's meticulously maintained car—proof that good vision and reflexes matter more than oil changes when preserving paint.
Mental and visual first aid served up after witnessing something unspeakable on the internet—your go-to remedy is one cute animal video or wholesome meme. It's what you need when you can't unsee what you just saw.
The peculiar zen-like satisfaction of vigorously wiggling a finger in your ear canal to relieve that deep, unbearable itch—it's scratching an itch's cooler, more aggressive cousin.
Any unpleasant biological discharge seeping from your face—snot, eye gunk, ear wax, or whatever nasty secretion your body feels like producing today.
Philadelphia slang for an emphatic interjection that underscores urgency or seriousness in a statement; basically 'for real' with East Coast attitude.
A poser who adopted emo aesthetics (mall-bought black skinny jeans, Taking Back Sunday CDs) without understanding the subculture's actual ethos. They desperately seek acceptance from a scene they fundamentally misunderstand, and the real emos can smell the inauthenticity from a mile away.
An ex-partner who remains perpetually available for emotional dumping and companionship, whether you're currently single or in a relationship with someone else. They're basically a romantic safety net disguised as 'just being friends.'
"Enemies 4 Life"—the inverse of BFF, deployed when someone commits an unforgivable betrayal (usually minor) that severs your eternal bond, or at least until they apologize tomorrow.
Describing someone in a tense, irritable, or apprehensive mood—basically code for 'don't test them right now unless you enjoy awkward tension and snapped responses.'