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Bummblefuck: a citizen of the town known as bummerville. Also used to describle unfortunate fail situations amongst a series of shit. It can be used interchangeably in many tenses: past, pre, future, nonexist, bullshit: -tense. Some history behind the word includes but is not limited to: The Fuck Family: bummble and cluster get married and have a beautiful baby girl named fmly.
to let others know they have to schedule time to spend with you , because you are a very busy individual on a tight schedule !
A lifestyle choice involving maximum comfort-seeking behavior: excessive eating, marathon Christmas movie sessions, and all-day sleeping regardless of season. The human embodiment of hibernation without the excuse of winter or being an actual bear. Peak performance is achieving all three simultaneously.
Someone who has transcended casual substance use and now exists in a perpetual state of intoxication, living in a self-constructed reality that bears little resemblance to the sober world. They're not just chasing buzzesβthey're professional buzz collectors who've made it their entire personality.
Thoroughly deceived or tricked, often in a way that's mildly amusing rather than genuinely harmful. The feeling when you realize the clickbait actually got you.
Someone who embodies the aesthetic and speech patterns from the animated series The Boondocks, or more broadly, someone who speaks with heavy urban slang and carries themselves with exaggerated street attitude. Think of it as cosplaying hood culture, whether authentic or performed.
Brobat is the epitome of awesome.
when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.
best friends for life
Be right back, I need to go to the bathroom
A "bubble team" is a sports team on the borderline of qualifying for a major tournament. In this context, "bubble" refers to the teams that are already in the tournament, and the teams close to making it but not yet guaranteed entry are the bubble teams. And the bubble teams' inclusion in the tournament largely depends on their performance in the final games of the regular season or conference tournaments.
The "BOMK" acronym comes from the "best of my knowledge" phrase, and is a shortened variation ofTTBOMK. It is unclear when the acronym was coined, but it is one of many acronyms that gained more usage in the late-1990s and early-2000s as Internet lingo and texting became more commonplace. BOMK is also used as an alternative toAFAIK.
When you're discussingcrushes, BCO stands for "big crush on." Most often, people use this acronym when telling you about their current crush. For example, your friend Jeff might say "I have a BCO Olivia," to let you know he likes Olivia.
Be easy is a slang phrase that is similar to "Take it easy" and used to calm down a person. It is commonly utilized when a person is angry, too excited, scared, or just plain freaking out about something.
In online chat, BWG represents a "big wide grin." You may also see this acronym written as <BWG>.
You may hear people use b-day in real life (IRL) or see it online or in messages. For example, your friend may text you, "When's your b-day again? I don't want to schedule my vacay during your celebration."
A "book girlfriend" is a female fictional character a reader becomes emotionally attached to, similar to the "book boyfriend" term. The term developed as a natural spin-off of "book boyfriend," which gained traction in online reading communities in the late 2000s and early 2010s.
While most people think of a broom as a cleaning instrument, people may also use it as an abbreviation for "bathroom" in messages. For example, you might tell your friends, "brb. gotta go to the broom."
To leg it(run away) really fast straight after doing something wrong. Usually laughing while saying it. Not actually scard and saying it.
When you're doing a girl in the ass and just when you're about to come you whisper in her ear, "I have AIDS". Just try to hang on as long as possible while she tries to buck you off. WOOOHOOO!
A word used to describe girls who have a nice face but have a terrible body. The opposite of butters.
The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.
1. someone who is so lame and does not know what they are doing. a more detailed version of a loser. a name given to people who just gotta stop and prevent themselves from embarrassing what they are doing, hence being called a badonk.
The controversial and ethically questionable practice of intentionally getting pregnant to lock down a relationship, secure child support, or manipulate a romantic situation. A reproductive strategy that prioritizes ulterior motives over the welfare of the potential child, and is universally recognized as a massive red flag.