Publish or perish in the ivory tower of learning outcomes.
The academic get-out-of-jail card: a grading system where professors redistribute student scores along a bell curve, ensuring that even if everyone failed, some will mysteriously pass. It's either salvation or the ultimate participation trophy, depending on your rank.
A debate tactic that hides intellectual laziness behind formal logic—using fallacy-naming as conversation-ender rather than engaging with actual arguments, mistaking the map of logic for the territory of truth.