causality

Definition

The philosophical minefield where you attempt to prove that A actually caused B instead of just standing there looking suspicious when B mysteriously occurred—correlation's annoying overachiever sibling.

Example Usage

The philosophy seminar descended into chaos when someone asked whether causality was real or just a shared hallucination we agreed upon.

Source: Philosophy and logic terminology

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