Definition

An unexpected release from scheduled physical training or duty, usually announced at formation to the delight of assembled troops. The rarest and most cherished gift from leadership.

Example Usage

The platoon sergeant called formation, then yelled 'ZONK!' and everyone scattered before he could change his mind.

Origin

U.S. Army culture, origin disputed but widely practiced since at least the 1980s

Fun Fact

Some units have developed elaborate zonk traditions, including themed costumes or competitive races to the barracks after the announcement.

Source: U.S. Army culture and traditions

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