Zebrapreneur

Definition

A founder who prioritizes profitability and sustainable growth over hypergrowth and scale. Basically a unicorn with stripes, or what founders call themselves when they can't attract venture capital.

Example Usage

We're positioning ourselves as 'zebrapreneurs' focused on sustainable business, which is actually just what we're doing because nobody would give us venture funding.

Origin

Coined by Astrid Scholz to describe profitable businesses that don't pursue venture capital, contrasting with unicorn-focused startups.

Fun Fact

Zebrapreneur companies are statistically more likely to survive, but VCs find them less exciting than companies burning cash at hyperbolic rates.

Source: Contemporary alternative venture capital terminology

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churning

The unethical practice where brokers excessively trade in a client's account primarily to generate commissions rather than profits, essentially treating your portfolio like a butter-making operation. In SaaS, it refers to the rate at which customers cancel their subscriptions, making it the metric that haunts every startup founder's dreams. Either way, it's excessive activity that benefits someone other than you.

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Dilution Cap

A limit on how much an investor's ownership can be diluted by future funding rounds. Basically the investor saying 'screw everyone who comes after me.'

🚀 Startup / VC

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breaking the syndicate

When a startup seeks a lead investor for their next round who isn't part of their existing investor group, potentially signaling problems or a desire for fresh perspectives. It's the venture capital equivalent of changing friend groups.

🚀 Startup / VC

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zombie fund

A venture fund that's technically alive but has stopped making new investments, usually because performance is so bad that raising a follow-on fund is impossible. It shambles along, managing existing investments until the limited partnership agreement expires.

🚀 Startup / VC

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exiting

The startup world's polite euphemism for cashing out and abandoning ship, ideally with a massive payday that makes all those 80-hour weeks seem worthwhile. Can range from a glorious IPO or acquisition to quietly shutting down operations while pretending you 'pivoted to consulting.' It's the entrepreneurial equivalent of checking out of a hotel, except you're either leaving with millions or owing money to everyone you know.

🚀 Startup / VC

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scaling

The corporate fantasy of growing a business exponentially while somehow maintaining quality, usually uttered right before everything falls apart. It's the process of increasing capacity to handle growth—or in startup speak, the thing you'll figure out later after raising millions in VC funding. In tech, it means making systems handle more users; in reality, it means discovering all the shortcuts you took when building the foundation.

🚀 Startup / VC

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