yuppie food stamp

Definition

Twenty-dollar bills withdrawn from an ATM, named ironically for their status as young urban professionals' currency. A playful jab at how modern wealthy people get their cash.

Example Usage

I hit the ATM and grabbed some yuppie food stamps for the weekend.

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