workforce

Definition

The collective mass of humans employed by an organization or available in a region, viewed as a resource to be optimized like RAM or warehouse space. This term reduces individuals to a single economic unit in spreadsheets and strategic planning documents, because "people" sounds too personal for quarterly reports. It's humanity transformed into a productivity metric.

Example Usage

The CEO's plan to 'maximize workforce efficiency' translated to everyone doing the jobs of three people for the salary of 0.8 people.

Source: HR and business terminology

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