witsneakiferous

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Definition

A completely fictional feline condition where a cat's whiskers turn neon green or pink and fuse into handlebar mustaches due to iron deficiency. The absurdist fever dream definition that somehow exists on Urban Dictionary.

Example Usage

My cat's whiskers started curling weirdly, so I joked she'd contracted witsneakiferous and needed a tiny mustache wax treatment.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=witsneakiferous&defid=6332967)

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