Definition

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

Example Usage

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

Origin

Urban Dictionary

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