Waterfall

Definition

A project management methodology where you plan everything upfront, follow the plan rigidly, and then act surprised when nothing works at the end. Named after a waterfall because once you go over the edge, there's no going back -- only screaming.

Example Usage

"We used waterfall for this project," explained the team lead, describing a process that was indeed all downhill.

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💼 Corporate / Business

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💼 Corporate / Business

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