Vanity Metric

Definition

A metric that looks impressive on PowerPoint but doesn't actually tell you if you're making money, like Instagram followers or total impressions.

Example Usage

Our CEO was obsessed with unique visitors, but I pointed out we have 10 million vanity metrics and zero revenue.

Origin

Popularized by startup culture, articulated by Eric Ries

Fun Fact

100 highly engaged users is worth more than 10,000 inactive followers

Source: Startup metrics and business intelligence terminology

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