Unicorn Gazing

Definition

The tendency of startup founders to obsess over other successful companies' valuations and assume similar success will naturally follow, despite having none of the same advantages.

Example Usage

Our entire pitch deck was based on unicorn gazing—we were convinced that because Uber got funded, so would our Uber-for-dog-walking concept.

Origin

Contemporary startup culture term describing aspirational but delusional goal-setting

Fun Fact

The odds of becoming a unicorn are approximately 1 in 1,200 to 1 in 500, making unicorn gazing a statistically problematic business strategy.

Source: Contemporary startup terminology

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Beginner

accelerating

To speed something up faster than its natural pace—the startup equivalent of hitting the gas pedal on your growth metrics. Often used by VCs who want their portfolio companies to move at warp speed regardless of whether the infrastructure can handle it.

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Advanced

Whitewash

When founders get a waiver from anti-dilution adjustments because they dilute themselves (or the math is too ugly). Technical term for 'let's not do this.'

🚀 Startup / VC

Beginner

Market Size

The total addressable opportunity that you will inevitably overestimate by 300% in your investor deck.

🚀 Startup / VC

Advanced

catch-up provision

A term in VC fund agreements where once LPs get their initial investment back, GPs get an accelerated share of profits until their normal split is reached. Basically letting the manager 'catch up' to their 20% after paying back investors.

🚀 Startup / VC

Advanced

anti-dilution provisions

Protective clauses that let early investors maintain their ownership percentage when future rounds price lower, punishing founders for failing to maintain perpetual hockey stick growth. Comes in weighted-average and full-ratchet flavors of pain.

🚀 Startup / VC

Intermediate

monetise

The delicate art of figuring out how to extract money from something that users currently enjoy for free, typically resulting in a barrage of ads, paywalls, or premium subscriptions. This verb represents the moment when platforms transition from "community-building" to "shareholder-pleasing," often coinciding with users complaining that everything good gets ruined. Monetization strategies range from subtle to obnoxious, but they all share the goal of turning engagement into revenue.

🚀 Startup / VC

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