two-top

Definition

A table designed and set for two guests, the romantic dinner spot or awkward business lunch headquarters. The Goldilocks of restaurant seating.

Example Usage

"We have a two-top available by the window."

Origin

Restaurant seating terminology, variation of 'deuce' emphasizing the table configuration

Fun Fact

Two-tops generate the highest per-person spend in fine dining because couples tend to order more courses.

Source: Restaurant seating terminology

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