Definition

'Tight Like A Toilet'—slang for a competition or matchup that's absurdly close, tense, and nail-bitingly competitive where margins are razor-thin. Usually sports-related.

Example Usage

That Red Wings vs. Sharks game was TLAT—went into triple overtime.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TLAT&defid=1709876)

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