The Jones Theory

Definition

The academic observation that a teacher's classroom demeanor directly correlates with their sexual satisfaction the previous evening. Good class = well-rested and satisfied; miserable class = probably didn't get lucky.

Example Usage

We're actually doing fun activities in math class? Must be the Jones Theory in effect—Mr. Smith is in a great mood today.

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