semantics

Definition

The linguistic art of arguing about what words 'actually mean' while completely derailing the conversation. Beloved by philosophers, engineers, and that one coworker who refuses to let anything slide without a 20-minute definitional debate.

Example Usage

The team wasted two hours on semantics, debating whether the bug was a 'feature' or a 'defect' instead of just fixing it.

Source: Linguistics and philosophy, Merriam-Webster

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