TechCrunch Crunch

Definition

Getting covered in TechCrunch and experiencing viral growth you're completely unprepared for—basically media success transforming into operational failure.

Example Usage

Our product got TechCrunch'd and we received 10,000 signups in 48 hours, then our servers melted and we spent the next week apologizing.

Origin

Startup vernacular referring to TechCrunch coverage, popularized in the 2010s.

Fun Fact

TechCrunch coverage often attracts the 'hacker news pile-on' effect where server load spikes faster than any autoscaling can handle.

Source: Startup culture and media terminology

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