vested

Definition

The magical moment when stock options or retirement contributions officially become yours to keep, transforming from corporate dangling carrot into actual ownership. It's the golden handcuffs' lock clicking shut, ensuring you'll think twice before rage-quitting. The startup world's version of 'you must be this loyal to ride this rocket ship.'

Example Usage

I'm 90% vested in my 401(k), which means I'm contractually obligated to tolerate Dave from accounting for six more months.

Source: Common finance and startup terminology

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