taxiway

Definition

The airport equivalent of side streets—paved paths where aircraft awkwardly waddle between runways and gates like oversized metal geese. These designated roadways keep planes from playing bumper cars on their way to takeoff. Think of it as a highway system, but where every vehicle weighs 80,000 pounds and costs $300 million.

Example Usage

The pilot slowly maneuvered down the taxiway, praying they wouldn't miss the turn and end up on the grass again.

Source: Aviation terminology

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