abandonware

Definition

Software that publishers have ghosted harder than a bad Tinder date—no longer sold or supported, but still playable through the internet's digital graveyard. It exists in a legal gray area, though many argue it's morally defensible since the company clearly doesn't want your money anymore.

Example Usage

I found a copy of Abandonware Doom II online, but I didn't bother downloading it since id Software still sells it.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abandonware&defid=311913)

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