Definition

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

Example Usage

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

Origin

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BTWITILY

BTWITILY is a combination ofBTWandILYthat people may use when the recipient isn't aware that the message sender loves them. For example, you may text thegfyou've been dating for two months, "I had so much fun tonight! BTWITILY. :)"

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wafm

wait a f**king minute

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lawl

lauging out loud with a southern drawl

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LGGSF

Let’s Go Get Some Food

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wthwt

what the hell was that?

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volvo

Swedish automobile brand stereotypically associated with safety-obsessed parents and retirees, known for tank-like durability and equally tank-like handling. Famous for surviving apocalyptic crashes while bankrupting owners with repair costs that rival small nation GDPs.

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