suitnami

Definition

The inevitable catastrophic meltdown that occurs when a well-dressed professional overindulges at happy hour and loses all semblance of corporate composure. A tidal wave of poor decisions wrapped in business attire, typically witnessed at open-bar weddings and firm holiday parties.

Example Usage

Greg seemed fine after three whiskeys, but by drink five a full suitnami hit and he was trying to photocopy his face.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suitnami&defid=1012776)

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