stomping on dicks

Definition

A Marine Corps survival tactic deployed when the chain of command fails you harder than your high school guidance counselor. This strategic maneuver involves gathering your facts, polishing your arguments, and systematically calling out the BS while escalating up the command ladder until someone with actual authority listens. Highly effective at achieving results, equally effective at burning every bridge in sight.

Example Usage

After being passed over for the promotion three times despite having the highest scores, Jenkins decided it was time to start stomping on dicks and requested a meeting with the battalion commander.

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