gun decking

Definition

Falsifying reports, maintenance logs, or inspections without actually performing the work—essentially military-grade lying with a nautical pedigree. The art of telling commanders what they want to hear.

Example Usage

If I find out anyone's been gun decking these safety inspections, heads will roll—do the actual checks.

Origin

Naval term from the practice of moving guns between decks to pass inspection without proper maintenance

Fun Fact

Gun decking caused the USS Iowa turret explosion in 1989 where falsified maintenance records contributed to 47 deaths—turns out lying on paperwork has consequences.

Source: Naval maintenance and inspection terminology

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