Definition

Medical shorthand for the Latin word "statim" meaning immediately, which in a hospital translates to "sometime in the next twenty minutes unless there is a shift change." The word doctors yell to make everything sound like a television drama.

Example Usage

"The doctor ordered labs STAT, which meant the lab tech would get to it right after finishing his sandwich, but urgently."

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