standards

Definition

The benchmark against which all other performance is measured—and inevitably, the thing everyone claims to uphold while quietly lowering to meet unrealistic deadlines. Also, a measure of quality that sounds impressive in investor decks.

Example Usage

We've implemented new quality standards, which is corporate-speak for 'we got audited and failed spectacularly.'

Source: Common business and financial terminology via Free Dictionary API

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