Sommelier

Definition

A certified wine expert who can tell you which grape was stressed during a drought in 1997 just by sniffing a glass. They've trained their nose and palate to levels most humans use for literally nothing else. Essentially a wine psychic with a tastevin necklace.

Example Usage

"The sommelier recommended a wine with notes of black cherry, tobacco, and existential dread. I just wanted something red. I got a therapy session."

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