snowmobility

Definition

A delightfully meaningless marketing buzzword invented by the snowmobile industry to make their products sound cutting-edge and innovative. It's what happens when corporate types need to describe how well a snowmobile snowmobiles but can't just say "it works good." The vehicular equivalent of saying a phone has great "phonability."

Example Usage

"The salesman kept going on about the enhanced snowmobility features, but I'm pretty sure he was just making words up."

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowmobility&defid=2979081)

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