Definition

Sergeant Major—the senior enlisted advisor who theoretically guides commanders but practically rules the unit through sheer force of experience and controlled rage. The enlisted mafia's don.

Example Usage

Before you do anything stupid, check with the SMAJ—he's forgotten more about this unit than you'll ever know.

Origin

Abbreviation of Sergeant Major rank, senior enlisted position in military hierarchy

Fun Fact

The Command Sergeant Major (CSM) holds more practical power than their rank suggests, with the ability to make a colonel's life miserable through perfectly regulation-compliant passive resistance.

Source: Military rank structure and organizational terminology

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