Shacteau

Definition

A structurally questionable, humble shelter in an extraordinarily desirable location—basically a shack that's somehow worth millions because of the views, access, or mythology attached to its zip code.

Example Usage

That dilapidated cabin in Jackson Hole is officially a shacteau, priced at $1.8 million for the view alone.

Source: Urban Dictionary

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A quick property valuation metric calculated by dividing sale price by annual gross rental income, used to compare investment properties. It's the back-of-napkin math real estate investors use before getting serious with cap rates and cash flow analysis.

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drip pricing

The practice of advertising a low base price for a property while gradually revealing additional mandatory fees throughout the transaction. The 'budget airline' approach to real estate pricing.

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discount points

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concessions

Money or perks the seller agrees to provide the buyer at closing, typically covering closing costs or repairs. It's the real estate equivalent of throwing in floor mats when buying a car.

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