Definition

In politics, the coveted chairs of power representing electoral districts or legislative positions that politicians desperately want to warm with their ambitions. Each seat equals one voting member in a legislative body, making them the ultimate game of musical chairs where losing means unemployment. The currency of democratic representation and gerrymandering arguments.

Example Usage

The party lost 12 seats in the election, prompting immediate finger-pointing and strategic soul-searching.

Source: Common political terminology

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