Stump Speech

Definition

The same speech a politician gives four hundred times in different cities while pretending each audience is hearing it for the first time. It's the political version of a band playing their one hit at every county fair.

Example Usage

"His stump speech was so rehearsed that when a bird landed on his podium he worked it into his talking points without missing a beat and somehow connected it to tax reform."

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