seagull manager

Definition

A manager who swoops in unexpectedly, makes a lot of noise, dumps on everything, and flies away leaving others to clean up the mess. They're absent until there's a crisis, then arrive to criticize without context or solutions.

Example Usage

Our VP is a classic seagull manager—he hasn't attended a meeting in months but showed up today to tear apart our strategy and leave.

Source: Management styles and workplace terminology

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