Return-to-Office (RTO)

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Definition

Management's desperate attempt to get remote workers back to the office for 'collaboration' and 'culture.'

Example Usage

After two years of record productivity, the CEO decided RTO was essential, and resignations promptly spiked.

Origin

Emerged as a management strategy post-2020 pandemic

Fun Fact

Companies implementing RTO see average 15-20% attrition within 6 months.

Source: Contemporary workplace terminology

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