Remission

Definition

When a disease decides to take a vacation from your body, which is the best news you can get in medicine short of "we mixed up your chart and you are actually fine." The medical equivalent of the villain retreating in a movie, leaving everyone cautiously hopeful.

Example Usage

"The cancer is in remission," said my oncologist, and I cried happy tears while she handed me tissues and pretended she was not also tearing up, because doctors are humans who went to extra school.

Related Terms

Beginner

catheter

A thin, flexible tube inserted into body cavities for various medical purposes—administering drugs, draining fluids, or creating access points that make doctors' jobs easier and patients uncomfortable. The urinary catheter is the most infamous variety, but these tubes show up everywhere from hearts to bladders. It's medical plumbing for the human body.

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Intermediate

paresthesia

Abnormal sensations like tingling, prickling, or numbness without apparent cause. When your nerves decide to throw a spontaneous party you weren't invited to.

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Beginner

dentistry

The medical field dedicated to keeping your teeth functional and your wallet empty. It encompasses everything from routine cleanings that reveal surprisingly expensive problems to complex procedures that make you question your flossing habits. Despite modern advances, it remains the one medical specialty where the phrase "this won't hurt" is universally understood as optimistic fiction.

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dyspnea

The sensation of difficult or labored breathing, what normal people call 'shortness of breath' and medical professionals cloak in Greek terminology. It's the subjective feeling that breathing shouldn't be this much work.

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Advanced

iodate

Either a salt containing the IO3- anion that chemists get excited about, or the act of treating something with iodine like you're seasoning it for science. This chemistry term lives at the intersection of inorganic compounds and iodine therapy. Think of it as iodine's formal introduction to whatever substance needs a chemical makeover.

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Beginner

cardiology

The medical specialty focused exclusively on your heart and its elaborate plumbing system, staffed by doctors who can read squiggly EKG lines like you read memes. These physicians deal with everything from slightly irregular heartbeats to full-blown cardiac disasters, armed with an arsenal of medications and procedures. They're basically mechanics for your most important pump, except the consequences of failure are slightly more serious than a broken-down car.

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