redshirting

Definition

The practice of delaying a child's kindergarten entry by a year to give them a competitive advantage, borrowed from college athletics. Because apparently, education is now also an arms race starting at age five.

Example Usage

Half the kindergarten class has been redshirted, so my just-turned-five-year-old is competing with kids who are nearly six.

Origin

Borrowed from college athletics practice, applied to early education in 1980s-90s

Fun Fact

Academic redshirting has increased dramatically among affluent families, creating significant age disparities in classrooms and potential disadvantages for younger students

Source: Early childhood education terminology

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