recruiting

Definition

The art of convincing talented people that your company is better than it actually is, using promises of growth, culture, and work-life balance that may or may not materialize. The corporate equivalent of dating, except with background checks and non-disclosure agreements.

Example Usage

We're recruiting aggressively for senior engineers, though our Glassdoor rating suggests we should be recruiting a new management team instead.

Source: Common HR and business terminology

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