Definition

The expensive corporate ritual of slapping a new coat of paint on your company's image when the old one becomes toxic, outdated, or just boring to the marketing team. This typically involves burning millions on consultants to create a 'fresh' logo that looks suspiciously like the old one, followed by forcing everyone to pretend the company is fundamentally different now. It's basically witness protection for businesses, except everyone still remembers what you did.

Example Usage

After the scandal, the company decided to rebrand with a minimalist logo and pastel colors, as if changing fonts would make everyone forget about the lawsuit.

Source: Marketing and branding terminology

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