Prognosis

Definition

A doctor's prediction about how your illness will play out, which ranges from "you will be fine" to a long pause followed by offering you a glass of water. The medical equivalent of a weather forecast, equally accurate and equally anxiety-inducing.

Example Usage

"My prognosis was described as favorable, which I chose to interpret as excellent because I do not have time for nuance when my health is involved."

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