hemodialysis

Definition

Artificial kidney replacement therapy where a machine filters waste from your blood because your kidneys called in sick permanently. It's dialysis meeting blood outside the body—medical multitasking at its finest.

Example Usage

The patient underwent hemodialysis three times weekly to manage renal failure.

Source: Medical terminology via Merriam-Webster

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