productivity

Definition

The corporate holy grail measuring how much output you squeeze from workers per unit of time, usually tracked with software that makes everyone paranoid. It's the difference between looking busy and actually accomplishing things, though modern workplace culture has trouble distinguishing between the two. Management consultants worship it, workers resent measuring it, and nobody agrees on how to improve it.

Example Usage

The new productivity tracking software increased paranoia by 300% while actual productivity remained suspiciously unchanged.

Source: Common business terminology

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