probationary

Definition

The nerve-wracking trial period when a new employee must prove they're competent enough to keep their job permanently, or when a convict must demonstrate they won't immediately reoffend. During this anxious timeframe, performance is scrutinized more closely than a reality TV contestant's Instagram feed. One major screw-up and you're out—no second chances, no appeals, just a box for your desk plants.

Example Usage

She was still probationary when she accidentally replied-all to the CEO's email rant, and everyone held their breath waiting to see if she'd survive.

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