Penalty Merchant

Definition

A soccer player whose goal-scoring prowess is entirely dependent on penalties—meaning they rack up impressive numbers through set pieces rather than actual skill, making their stats look way better than their actual gameplay deserves. The ultimate offensive stat padder of football.

Example Usage

Everyone acts like he's world-class, but he's just a penalty merchant; watch him play in open play and you'll see the difference.

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