Gains

Definition

The sacred muscle growth that gym-goers pursue with religious devotion, where every meal, sleep schedule, and life decision is evaluated by its impact on the gains. Losing gains is treated with the same grief as losing a beloved pet.

Example Usage

"He said he couldn't come to the party because it would interfere with his gains, and I realized I had lost my friend to a religion that worships protein powder."

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The longest training phase in periodization, typically lasting several months to a year, encompassing multiple mesocycles. The fitness equivalent of a five-year business plan that nobody follows perfectly.

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training frequency

How often you train a muscle group or movement pattern per week, the variable that Instagram fitness influencers constantly debate while actual research suggests anything from 2-6 times weekly works fine if total volume matches.

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BFR training

Blood Flow Restriction training—strapping bands around your limbs to trap blood in muscles during light exercise, tricking them into growing with kindergarten weights. Science that looks like you're cutting off circulation because you basically are.

⚽ Sports / Fitness

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detraining

The partial or complete loss of training-induced adaptations when you stop exercising. Evolution's reminder that 'use it or lose it' isn't just motivational poster fodder.

⚽ Sports / Fitness

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Pump

The temporary swelling of muscles during a workout that makes you look significantly more impressive than you do at any other time. Arnold Schwarzenegger compared it to an orgasm, and honestly that tells you everything you need to know about gym culture.

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