peebation

Definition

The frustrating biological phenomenon where you experience temporary urinary retention after masturbation, leaving you unable to pee for an extended period. It's an awkward reminder that the human body operates on its own mysterious schedule.

Example Usage

Dude, I've been dealing with peebation for like an hour now, it's the worst.

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