Patissier

Definition

A pastry chef, but the French title makes it sound like they graduated from Hogwarts instead of culinary school. These are the people who can make a croissant with 27 layers of butter and somehow still judge you for eating a Pop-Tart.

Example Usage

"The patissier at our restaurant makes macarons so perfect they could make a grown food critic weep. Meanwhile, I burned toast this morning."

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