paradigm

Definition

A fancy word for 'the way we think about and do things around here,' often invoked by consultants right before they charge you six figures to change it. It's your conceptual framework, belief system, or model for understanding the world—until someone comes along and shifts it. The corporate world's favorite term for 'we need to completely rethink this entire mess.'

Example Usage

The CEO announced a paradigm shift in company culture, which mostly meant everyone now had to attend more meetings about synergy.

Source: Business and academic terminology

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