Definition

A 'Personal Ass Licker'—someone who shamelessly sucks up to authority figures or higher-ups in hopes of gaining promotions, benefits, or favorable treatment. The office brownnoser in personified form.

Example Usage

Everyone knows Derek is the boss's PAL; he's always volunteering for extra projects.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PAL&defid=12415328)

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