paintballer

Definition

Someone who participates in the sport of paintball, where the worst 'kill' you can experience involves getting spectacularly covered in colorful paint. A relatively harmless warrior.

Example Usage

Don't challenge that experienced paintballer to a match—he'll eliminate you before you even see where the shots are coming from.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paintballer&defid=2191327)

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